Panasonic: Inexplicable Rapture Monster

Panasonic Ideas For Life
#1: Hire the Elephant Man!
#2: Shave a werewolf!
#3: Actually do a shoot

Thanks to Dan!

Shiseido: We Say Don't

STOP DOING PILATES!



Thanks to Kjell P!

Reader Captions:

This is some of the best Photoshop work I have seen. You cannot tell that they cleaned up the blood after all the dismemberment that took place. By Martyn

The graphic designers responsible for this shouldn't be fired. They should be barred from computers for life. By Richard

Neiman Marcus: Why Don't You Put Her In Charge?

Look. I know this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay I know that. But let's not make snap judgments, this is an important species we're dealing with, and I don't think that you or I has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.

Thanks to Naemi! Original is here!

Apple: Logo No Go

Breaking news: Someone inside Apple's graphics studio sends in a bit of flaky comping
Next up: Someone fired at Apple!

Thanks to Ms X! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach

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Props to Jordan!

Ann Taylor: Ann Failure

Jezebel has a nice story on Ann Taylor's amazing bid to be the home of the most ridiculous retouching ever. Apparently besides retouching images with the finesse of a prison tattooist, the site managed to post both retouched and unretouched versions of the same images.

Thanks to RG!

Frederick's of Hollywood: Thigh Anxiety

These are great to wear if your legs are pregnant, as can happen in some nightmares.

Thanks to Kristina! Original is here!

Pure Silk: Now Available In Uncanny Valley

From: marketing
To: production
Subject: Changes round #17:

• Make head another 25% smaller
• Make hips more disjointed
• Left leg still looks plausible please fix

Thanks to Stettin!

Banana Republic: Gray Test Patience

This season we're looking at cool, solid colors in knits and we're emphasizing comfort. The must-have accessory is the photographer's gray card, which you can inexplicably hold above your head.

Thanks to Matthieu! Original is here!

Louis Vuitton: Through A Glass, Dorkily

In a bracingly antideconstructionist denouement Steven Meisel reinterprets the dichotomatic nature of classic Hegelian dialectics in the semiotically heterodoxical form of a "mirror reality" in which Natalia Vodianova is not touching her breast, thus representing, inter alia, a signification of reordered gender realism bananabread wingnut hatstand homeschooler.

Thanks to Sara C! Bigger version here!

Virgin: Put Title Here

Have you heard that new track from Example? It's awesome, I think it's called Insertez le track name ici.

Thanks to J! Original is here!