Pepsi Throwback: In 2D

A flashback to bygone days when the two dimensional zeitgeist was 'It".

Thanks Allen. The original was found on Gawker but you can see it here also. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Looks like the Pepsi has gone flat.
Actually, can you image what an opened can would be like after 40 years? It would be half brown tentacles and half bugs.  By Commie

Quarter Panel with Cheese

Cadillac might be an American icon, but if we're going to ship one Down Under for a photo shoot, take a Sawzall to it. I'm not paying all that damn shipping. Oh, and get one of those emus as a model. You know the ones with long hair and always cutting on themselves. That's what's in these days. It will look brilliant.

Thanks Cameron.

Original

Going The Distance: What You Don't Know Can Only Make You Stronger

See I was all like hmm and hrrrm about this and then like ten million people sent this in saying oh my god look at her arm its so fake and I was still like hrrm and hmmm but after a while you're like ooh and ah and so here you go.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Showtime: Not Very Dexterous

Blend smudge smudge paste paste blur smudge ignore ignore blur DONE!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Al-Ahram: Mubarak Barracked By Barack Brickbat

So Hosni Mubarak was at the White House, presumably to plot evil health insurance reform with our President. Well it's too boring complicated for me to explain it; here's The Guardian's take on it and the original source of the story.

Thanks to Andrew!

Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors

Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach

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Props to Jordan!

Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees

From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!