Zonnig Zomervoordeel: Half Measures

Truncated but still cheerful, our plucky spokes-model delights in the latest range of leisure furniture. Ook.

Thanks Sandra for scanning and sending this into us. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

"If you can't see the PSD, please click here." Yes, please help me out. Is it the parasol? The sea? The fantastic pricing?  By Henrik

Woolworths: That's Handy

A little head does make your hands seem bigger.

Thanks Emma! The advert was found in the Australian Herald Sun.

And fisty... and a touch, well... hippy. Not so heady though. By MrRocking

Fifth Third Bank: Ironic Imagery

Get into debt now, kids. After all you have a whole lifetime to pay it back! A StudentMastercard™ can teach you the tenuous pack of cards that credit really is. It's like sitting on a non-existent seat, waiting for the bubble to burst.

Thanks goes to Anonymous for scanning and sending this into us. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Missing next picture, (3 seconds later): blonde on top of brunette in the back of the car, guy turned 180 degrees to try to "help".  by Bob

Passionata: Yo Momma So Strong

The hand that rocks the cradle rules with an iron wrist.

Thanks Ruth! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

"Wow what a cute baby! I love the scarf!"
"Well, if you like the scarf, you'll love this!" *zip*  by Roo

Onkyo: 17's a crowd

Today's trivia question: how big is a baby elephant? (Hint: larger than a cat).

Thanks Richard for the submission. The original is here.

Showtime: Not Very Dexterous

Blend smudge smudge paste paste blur smudge ignore ignore blur DONE!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Le Petit Nicholas: Lock Out

I don't know how it happened, I don't know why it happened, I don't know if it's a good thing, I don't know if it's a bad thing. All I know is, this lady has hair growing out of her shoulders. I don't know if she has hair growing out of other places and frankly I don't want to know. I don't know why she has hair growing out of her shoulders or if she knows why she has hair growing out of her shoulders. But she does and there, that's that.

Thanks to Olivier!

Ralph Lauren: Like You Just Stepped Out Of The Witchdoctors

Ralph, you're supposed to make the head bigger and the body smaller; this isn't going to make anyone anorexic.

Thanks to Angel! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: Easy Way For A Flat Stomach

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Props to Jordan!

Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees

From day one you are part of the Santander UK team and you will have a real* job, adding value from the outset. Find out more about the opportunities we have open currently by clicking on the tabs opposite.

*Please note that the term "real" is subjective and may not be interpreted to mean that the job exists or has any relationship with the real world other than a null hypothesis style relationship defined as no relationship. You agree to be bound by our interpretation of reality even when prima facie evidence contradicts this. If you are in a jurisdiction where this cannot be enforced then you no longer exist and neither does the jurisdiction. I am a yak and I drive a big red tractor. See how we can decide what is real? Get used to it. No jeans.

Props to Zeronill! Original is here!

MSI: Most Convincing Comp Ever

AD: I need this to look perfect.
Designer: Right. Almost perfect.
AD: No, no, perfect.
Designer: Yes. Perfect, mostly.
AD: I want it to look totally perfect.
Designer: Yes. Almost totally perfect.
AD: What?
Designer: You want it to look good enough.
AD: You mean perfect?
Designer: I mean OK-ish
[carries on forever]

Thanks to Ali! Original is here!

Hotel Coronado: No Small Feat

You can clearly see that the pool table has two cue balls! What a disaster!

Props to Neil! Original is here!^{[Takes a bit of digging]}

ASOS: Going out on a limb

BEHIND YOU!

Thanks to Alexia! Original is here!