Supradyn: Disjointed Disaster

The latest installment of Photoshop includes the all-new “Neophyte” filter, which gives any photo the look of having been drawn by a 9-year-old girl.

Thanks Ezequiel for scanning and sending this into us. This was found on a weekly Argentinian magazine. The caption on the PSD reads "The energy you need it's inside you". If you can't see the PSD, you can click through to our red circle image.

Balay: Unbearable Pain

Ana:  Alfonso the pain is unbearable, I can’t feel my legs.

Alfonso:  This has never happened to me before. I’m going to try and plug you back together again. I’ve got this chiropractic move that I learned from the 200 chiropractor visits that I had this month.  Breathe out... and smile.

Thanks Hernan for the great catch. You can see the original here(PDF) . If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

E-Marilyn: Miss Direction

This is what can happen when you drink and tango.

Thanks goes to Luinloth for the great catch. You can find the original on the e-marilyn website. For some reason lately we get a ton of Polish PSDs, anyone any thoughts on why? If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image for more help. 

Reader Captions:

I guess she has legorexia. by telerome
What I Learnt Today: the Polish for leggings is "leggins". Also, houndstooth check can lead to limb loss. by Rob

Splinter Cell Conviction: Long Arm of the Law

The new Splinter Cell Xbox 360 game comes with a warning. Do not play for extended periods without a break or you could suffer from 'player's arm' - a condition which is both painful and permanent. 

Thanks Dave! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Victoria's Secret: No More Room In Hell

With an eye on the budget VS is now using zombies. With a little extra makeup the girls scrub up nicely and the lack of brains in the art department keeps the models calm…

Big thanks to Nerissa. You can see the original here (Product ID = 1265554683561).

Reader Captions:

This is not a PsD.  It just looks like one because the viewer assumes that the thing her right hand is holding onto is her right hip.  It is really a wooden post.  This is a one-legged model.  She is leaning against the post.  They put the dress over the post so that the dress would hang better - after all, it is the dress that they are trying to sell.  And her hand is grabbing the top of the post because it would look really strange otherwise.  Once again, VS should be applauded for using models that do not have "perfect" bodies. by Stella

Madeleine: Geometry of Innocent Flesh On The Bone

The 'Winter Wedge' look achieved with extreme body modification (and just a touch of the liquify tool).

Thanks Peter! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

If I stand at that exact angle, with my torso twisted just so, and take out all my bones and organs, I can totally do that. By Peaceetc

Fashion Against AIDs: Slipshod

People who dress 'hip' don't catch AIDs.

Thanks Thomas. You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

They're called 'Pants', they cover your legs and protect them from the elements, all the kids are wearing them nowadays.  By Fred

Swatch: Switch

Undecided about which direction the model should be facing, they ended up placing a dollar each way.

Thanks Manuspi for the great find. You can see the original here (Click through the photos) or below. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

 

That's a funny watch. It looks like it was designed by a fishing lure company. So does she. It all fits together. Grace and clarity have no room in the big fish-eat-fish world. No PSD: art direction triumph!

Is that smoke? Is it her? The watch? Is smoke a good comforting thing around instruments? By WaldoBaby

Triodos Bank: She Got Legs

Help grow your investment legs with sustainable banking.

Thanks Stijn! The original can be found in the De Standaard newspaper. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

That's just the laws of evolution. In the Netherlands, where most of the country is below sea level, you have to be tall in order to be able to spot incoming tsunamis early. By Micheal

Miller Lite: Toeing the Line

Lite beer won't get you drunk. No seeing double - except in very small localized areas. (Effects may differ)

Thanks Gary. If you can't see the PSD, please click here. The original was found on Pandora.

Google blogger seems to have had an off day today.

Boden: There Are Aliens Among Us

Extraterrestrial/human hybrid in breeding program awaits the birth of tripod baby.

Thanks Catherine for the great catch. You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Elle: Adjustable Body Parts

Could you move your head up a little..to the right..no your right...oh never mind we'll fix it up in post production.

Thanks Anonymous. You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image for more help.

Reader Captions:

Pish! She's just doing what Tyra says and elooooooooooooongating her neck so she looks more high fashion. by Jeneria

I think I'm too busy being creeped out by the triplets to see what the problem is. Is it the one in white with the giraffe neck?  by Allaiyah

Victoria's Secret: Equal Opportunity Employer

New to VS's stable of pretty but seriously disfigured models is Ramona who was run over by a train and sewn back together in a groundbreaking surgical procedure.

Thanks Victoria for the great find. You can see the original below. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

In Beetlejuice her torso would be perfectly acceptable. She reminds me of the prostitute in the waiting room who was cut in half and her torso is sitting on the couch next to her legs. Clearly that was the inspiration here. By jeneria

H&M Online: Hip To Be Square

Bad lighting and a wide angle lens are to blame here... we're just clutching at straws.

Thanks Sonia! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

I Deserve It: Why?

Each time you look at it, that hand gets more disturbing.

Submitted by Anonymous. The advertisement was for a job-site and was found on the chinese subway.

Katy Perry: Gluteus Maxim

You know, there are easier ways than showing a bit of skin to get a leg-up in the music industry.

Thanks Barbara for sending this in. You can see the original here.

Happy: Pull the other one

Alien models are so hot right now.

Thanks Anna for taking the time to scan and send this into us.

Reader Captions:

The title says: Mude de vida em 59 segundos. That is, "Change your life in 59 seconds". Having your legs stretched 2 meters longer is quite a life change. And it took just 59 seconds to do it in Photoshop! by Saurio

That thing I said earlier about a woman's body being 7.5 heads long/high? Forget it. This one scores a nine. Bar-B! by Waldobaby

Gulliver's Travels: Swift & Loose

Oh, those pesky Lilliputians, always tying someone down for one reason or another with their magical semi-invisible ropes. Is there no end to their mischief?

Thanks Marc and everyone else who sent this in. You can see the original here.

Ole: Aye Carumba!

HA HA, look at the stupid yellow eared dog on his t-shirt. What a disaster. Oh yeah, and that other thing.

Thanks Leandro for sending this in. You can see the original here.

Reader Captions:

You must understand soccer to realize that those players are from Argentina so it must be the famed God-s hand. by Boludo

So the guy has a third (and apparently unfriendly) arm growing out of his back...
So what's the big deal???
(Maybe he grew up near a nuclear power plant.)
No PSD here. by DonnaG

Bizarre Bazaar: A misunderstanding

This is what happens when a hard-of-hearing creative director accidentally asks a trendy music producer for advice on enhancing a photo.

Thanks Rudy for sending this into us.