Pandora: Katy Perry, Shouldering The Blame

Can someone please deconstruct this image and tell us what was going through the mind of the artist?

Thanks to Laura who was the first to send this in. You can see the original on the Pandora site or below. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Huh. Well, there you go. Proof that a good butt makes the rest of your body superfluous... By Kari

Swim Shopped: Too Long In The Water

Failed transition from mermaid left a horrid mess 'down there' - Smooth it over, for the love of god smooth it over!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. You can see the original Amazon fail here.

Victoria's Secret Again: ET

Victoria's Secret has gone all out in their disastery goodness with this little gem. Don't want to point the finger at any body part in particular.

Thanks Molly for the great find! The original can be found below and on the site by searching for "Front-close push-up Bra" . If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

I knew I'd seen that hand in a movie, and then it dawned on me: “ET phone home”. by Fenevad
Wow, when she flips the bird........well look at the finger! by Jlt-janet

A Leg to Stand On

I vould just like to say, vee have not let osteoporsis and missing limbs hold us back from dream of successful career in Russian modeling.

Thanks Melissa. Original can be found here.

Mad Men: Legless Before Lunchtime

Every so often someone sends me a gem of a PsD with a level of vagueness normally only associated with fortunetellers or income tax forms. So let's hazard a guess and say that this appeared on page 92 of the National Enquirer in 1875.

Thanks to Tobias!

Dutch Stuff: Dodgy Vertical Hold

That checklist in full:

✔ Lame concept
✔ Disinterested model
✔ Other item goes here

Thanks to Jo!

Olympus: Your Vision. Defective.

26x optical zoom wide 28mm face detection 12.0 megapixels shadow adjustment takes pictures the right way up

Thanks to DC!

En Marche: Camping Disaster

Thirteen: This could be explained by transferred leg-wrongness with concurrent swelling and hyperlegocity in the left side caused by Lamarckian inheritance of her father's bilateral apodality.
House: Shut up whore face!

Props to Qat! Original is here!^{[Warning: PDF]}

Honda: Splat!

The Power of Dreams. Specifically, that dream where a baker played by a young John Malkovich is screaming and his feet are on backwards.

Props to August!

Doctor Who: The Trousers Of Doom

Dr Who is a classic British sci-fi show about a robot spaceman called The Doctor. He's a hologram Time Lord (ie: from the future.) Even more strangely, his pants stay up through some sort of transdimensional vortex of multispatial implausibility.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Christmas Caper: You Broke The Lameometer

I guess, technically, it is a DVD cover.

Thanks to Faith M. Original is here.