Tori & Dean: No Weigh, Dude!

Even further proof that Tori Spelling is an idiot because everyone knows that the last thing you should do when your kid starts to show signs of super powers is to put them on frickin’ TV!

Thanks Susan for the great find. Can anyone see any other disasters? I think that I see one or two. If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circle gallery.

Update: A bunch of people are calling no disaster on this one but have a careful look at how the kid could have taken off and where he will land.

Quirky: Physics Phailure

Are you tired of being made fun of by family and friends because being cross-eyed causes you to constantly mis-target your own mouth, drenching your face in liquids teeming with high fructose corn syrup?  Well, your problems are over!  Presenting, from the makers of the Gyro Bowl, the amazing new ORBIT CUP!!  Embarrassing spills are a thing of the past with the Orbit Cup, which magically renders any and all liquids instantly weightless!

Thanks Pirhan for the submission. You can see the original on the Quirky website.

Chinese Cuisine: Fast Food on the Loose

Ignoring the criminally hideous font for a moment, we draw your attention to the low flying bowl of stir fry, demonstrating that gravity has no effect if you use enough MSG.

Thanks Paul. The original came from a local Chinese. Check out the tag on the post if you can't see the PSD.


Reader Captions:

The medical center where I work publishes a calendar composed of employees' photographs. One year a friend's macro of a flower on her own plant was chosen...and printed upside down.  "That's upside down," she told the art director. "No, it isn't," he said. "Yes, it is. I grew the plant; I took the picture. It's upside down." "No, it isn't." by GreenNotGreen

Angela Merkel: Not A Muggle

Sueddeutche.de sniggers at The German Chancellor's pants, no mention of the levitating handbag.

Thanks Claudia. You can see the original here. 

BedBathStore: Looking Beachy

I want it to look beachy... Gravity? That's up to you. I don't think it's necessary.

Thanks Jennifer for both the caption and the PSD. You can find the original here.

Never mind the PSD: that's one of the ugliest quilts I've ever seen. By MostlyHarmless
Gravity? I see problems with perspective and inexplicable drop shadow, but I see nothing floating about. By Ty

Ibis Hotel: 15 Minutes of Lame

The new anti-gravity watch will satisfy you in 15 minutes. Um...what?

Thanks goes to Andy for scanning and sending this into us.

My, how time flies  By Jshook

Urban Outfitters: Hovergirl

You may say she is bouncing, or falling from her hammock, but I say she's Hovergirl - bred to be lighter than air.

 

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Moebel-kempt: Anti-gravity furniture

A little betäubungsmittel and you too can be taking a trip without leaving the couch. As an aside, Moebel-Kempf are currently standing trial for crimes against the internet with possibly the worst website ever.

Thanks Astrid! You can see the original here (PDF) and be sure to check out Moebel-Kempf. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.