Target: Flesh-Eating Virus

I was told it was horrible flesh-eating virus she contracted as a child.  Look, she’s the bosses daughter. Just throw her in. Nobody will notice a thing and we can always take it down once I've told the boss we've featured her.

Just glad the PS job didn't hinder sales or the 5 star reviews!

Thanks Carole. You can see the original on the Target site.

Beachmall: Full Face Transplant

The models for Beachmall are so stunningly beautiful that they have watermarked the images (repeatedly) so that no-one will steal them.

Thanks Brittany.  You can see the original here. 

Reader Captions:

I don't think it's nice to mock those born with Facialmeltosis and Cranial Cartoonitis. It's a disease, people, a disease! By jeneria

Let me get this straight.  Someone went back and got a picture of Kirk Douglas, and for some reason pasted it over the face of the model?  What is wrong with actually taking a picture here? By Swingboy3

Amazon.com: Bathtime In The Fifth Dimension

Cracks are beginning to appear in the Corner Cubby campaign as child actor complains of interdimensional leakage.

Thanks Kate. You can see the original here. 

Calvin Klein: Red Out

Boss: "Models genitalia too bulgy - smooth it out."
GA: "..?"
Boss: "I don't know - just do it!"
GA: "How about this, sir?
Boss: "More. There's still a bit dangling down."
GA: "Now?"
Boss: "Oh for Gods sake I'll do it myself!" (grabs stylus and scribbles furiously)

Thanks Bogdan for the submission. You can see the original here.

We shop IN fake cleavage on the women and shop OUT real men's junk...and that is what is wrong with our society today.  By Eloahj

Consumerist: Intentional Stupidity

"Holy Shroud of Turin, Batman! Has that been done on purpose?"
" Possibly Robin, nevertheless I now have a pretty good idea where the Joker has been hiding."

Thanks Randall! You can see the original here.  If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Shirt suffocates man, but smells farm fresh! - Jim A
GAIN: So good even your shirt will be smiling! - Anon

Golden Acrylics: Shopping Crimes

• Stock image - $2.50
• PS "artist" - $10.00
• Branding impression of a lifetime - Priceless!

Thanks Ryan. You can see the original here.

Let's all give her a big hand! Oh, wait....  By Hor**y

Sucker Punch: It Hurts

Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens) is unprepared for her shoulder coming out of it's socket. "These fight scenes are really hard," she whined.

Thanks goes to Cordelia. You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Chicago Magazine: Weight Loss Surgery

50 ways to look slimmer using only the polygonal lasso tool. Cut and paste heads in under 5 minutes. Write magazine headlines like a pro.

Thanks Evan! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Yes, she's lost a lot of weight because she simply removed all of her internal organs to get a waist like this.  by Gabriela

Junkyard Dog: Hook, line & stinker

"An instant classic" - Empire Magazine

"Terrifying" - Rolling Stone

"... a horrifying tour de force..." - New York Times

"Meh." - Photoshop Disasters

Thanks Digdug for the submission. You can see the original here.