F'd Ad Fridays: A luxury car ad for total dicks

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Copy reads (in ALL CAPS):


LIFE IS NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
BEAUTIFUL WIVES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO THEIR MOTHERS WITH BEARDS
ASH-SPITTING VOLCANOES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DOWNGRADE YOUR FIRST CLASS FLATBED TO A MIDDLE-SEAT IN ECONOMY
200-YR-OLD MANHATTAN BANKS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO VANISH OVERNIGHT WITH YOUR MONEY
ONE THING HAPPILY IS EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD BE
YOUR APPROVED, PRE-OWNED BENTLEY
(etc.)