Friday, December 16, 2011

F'd Ad Fridays: Dirty Sign Language PSAs

It's well-known that the first thing anyone learns about a new language is how to curse.



I guess it's the same with American Sign Language. "Dirty Signs with Kristin" is a hilarious YouTube Channel in which the super cute hostess teaches us the ASL versions of phrases such as:











See the rest here.

Tip via Buzzfeed.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Joe McNally: Knee-to-Groin Injury

Dexter had never actually seen a female crotch before, and was once again forced to default to a ‘best guess’ and hide everything with inky-black shadow.


Thanks OldBean. When we original received this PSD and found out it was from Joe we ran it by a bunch of photographers to make sure there wasn't any strange photography magic happening. This PSD was found in Joe's latest book "Sketching Light".

I thought the tag "What do you mean you've already printed it" was very fitting for the occasion. If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circle image. 

Choosing the Right Bar Code Printer

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Choosing the right barcode printer is much harder than most people think. Label and barcode printers are devised to improve business processes and to print a label or tag that is part of a product identification system. This could be a file, an asset, a library book, a warehouse shelf face, a blood or DNA sample or even a patient in hospital. Label and bar code printers can be Industrial or Tabletop, Desktop and Portable.
While choosing bar code printers, a business needs to consider its current as well as future label requirements. There can be companies that need a printer with modest output features for now, but their requirements may increase in the future. It is here that superior quality and efficiency of a printer matters. There are bar code label printers that reliably operate well for long duty cycles. The barcode printer can print at low resolution of 200 or higher resolution at 300 and 600 DPI. It is important to understand DPI-Dots Per Inch, when choosing a printer. Apart from a wide range of printing resolution options, a good printing technology also ensures high degree of accuracy on multiple media.
Barcode printers can be thermal transfer based or direct thermal based. In TT-thermal transfer printing, the heat from the print-head is applied to the ribbon. The material on the ribbon is then transferred to the label media. This technique is easier on print-head, as the back of the ribbon is very smooth and protects print-head from friction of the media. As TT printing uses a ribbon, it also opens up other options for types of ribbon and label media. Thermal transfer printing is high resolution and flexible, and allows printing on a wide variety of surfaces.
In DT-direct thermal printing, the print-head comes in contact with the label media directly. There is a coating on the label media that turns black as heat is applied to it. Due to this, no ribbon is required. DT printers are good for shipping labels, and temporary printing needs.
While planning for label needs, businesses need to consider the label volume capacity of printers. Light duty printers produce 1,000-5,000 labels per day, medium duty can produce 2,000-7,000 labels per day and heavy-duty printers can produce between 5,000 and 10,000 labels per day.
In terms of functionality, other key components in good printers include:
* User selectable printer languages ZPL, DPL
* Stand alone printer applications, eliminating the need for PCs if desired
* Mutiple Interfaces Ethernet/USB/and other options
* Multi lingual capability
An ideal bar code printer also has competitive pricing, extended warranties, sizeable and varied media inventory, and ease of maintenance.
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How to Choose a Wireless Mouse?

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The use of wireless mouse for the PCs and laptops has been growing in popularity over the past few years. There are numerous benefits connected with the use of these gadgets but the fact of the matter is that getting the best of them will help to reap more benefits than the others.
Generally, there are different types of wireless inspired mouse that one can get in the market. The use of this wireless technology has helped in bringing a lot of convenience in the computer industry not to mention that it also helps in giving flexibility and mobility. This kind of a mouse as aforementioned has a number of benefits and especially where people have to multi-task. This means that a number of people can be able to work with this one gadget without the fear of inconveniencing each other as far as space is concerned.
Normally, the wireless mouse comes with batteries which can be replaced in case they are exhausted. It is will therefore be advisable to buy some good batteries and if possible go for the rechargeable as they will give you prolonged services. It is also good to know that there are others mouse that are rechargeable and these allows you to save on cost especially as the world goes green. If you have a mouse that is rechargeable you will be able to use without fear of damage that is caused by the regular connection and disconnection.
One of the things that you may need to know is that there are varieties of brands in the market. This means that one is spoiled for choice and can easily make a choice depending with their preference and the cost of each brand. It will, however, be important to go for the tested and approved brands if you are looking for something that will serve you for a longer time.
The use of the wireless mouse has also become a great thing for the gamers who found this option to be amazing. Choosing the best mouse however should be informed by the way you feel comfortable when using it since it is not a showy affair. The gadget should be convenient for you to use while still offering your great functionality. Below are some of the things you should consider when buying a good wireless mouse for your use:
  • Ask yourself whether the mouse is comfortable and if you have not used it before, check out on the customer reviews and especially those who have used it in the past. This will help you get some information that you can use to get the best wireless mouse in the market.
  • Consider the number of buttons in the mouse you want. This will help you to accomplish a number of things faster if there are numerous buttons in the mouse.
  • Consider the kind of power source that the mouse requires. As aforementioned, some require recharging while others will use disposable batteries. These are the options that you will need to consider and see which one works well for you.
  • With the different types of mice, you will need to choose between optical and laser. Many people consider the laser one when looking for precision.
  • Finally, consider your budget and go for what you can afford but make sure it is compatible with your machine.
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Question of the Day

We've done this before, but this is always a good one to vent about: What film trope needs to go away forever?

[TW] The groin trauma/speaking or singing in a very high voice thing needs to be put to rest and never spoken of again. It's so ancient it farts dust, and it's never, ever funny.

More Parental Prankery

[Trigger warning for bullying/child abuse and incest.]

If you thought the Jimmy Kimmel Christmas prank was bad (it was! it was sooooo terrible!), get a load of the cool parents at Rosemount High in Minnesota who pranked their kids by blindfolding them and then making out with them: "And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son's hand south so he's grasping her butt."

To be clear: The kids were blindfolded. The parents were not. They knew they were kissing their kids, and they laughed uproariously as the kids were further embarrassed by being interviewed about what they thought of the kiss. "Luscious lips," answers one young man, before it is revealed he kissed his mother. My god.

There is video at the link, which I am not going to embed here, and I was pretty skeeved out watching it (to put it mildly). It's terrible enough that these kids were obliged into accepting "a kiss" while blindfolded in the first place, no less that they were "pranked" into kissing their own parents (some of whom might have previously sexually abused their kids). What a horror.

I quite honestly cannot begin to imagine why any parent would participate in this activity.

Now that the video is getting attention, the school has apparently apologized for the prank. Except: Schools who are made aware of the abuse of their students are obliged by law to report it. An apology is not enough. The students of Rosemount High should have some assurance that their school won't help orchestrate their abuse. Remedial mandated reporting for everyone, please.

Iraq War Officially Over

I've been trying to figure out what I want to say about the end of the Iraq War all day. It seems simultaneously enormously important and curiously small, the final bulletpoint in an eight-year war that was supposed to last six months.

I did not support the war, in which than 1.5 million US troops eventually served, more than 30,000 of whom were injured, many of them catastrophically, and more than 4,500 of whom died, but I appreciate the service of the people who fought it, [TW] most of whom did the jobs asked of them with decency.

The numbers of injured, dead, and displaced Iraqis are not so certain. To the people of Iraq, most of whom also comported themselves with decency, even in circumstances that would challenge anyone's will to be decent, I hardly know what to say, except that I'm sorry.

I just don't know that there's anything I could write, nothing that isn't some trite bit of partisan opportunism. No one wonders who I blame for this mess. I don't need to say it again.

So here is a picture of President Obama, at Fort Bragg, celebrating with the troops that he brought home.

image of President Obama shaking hands with troops at Fort Bragg

There are still 15,000 troops in Iraq, and US foreign policy is still a garbage disaster, but, right now, in this moment, I just want to enjoy the image of our President, welcoming the troops home.