CNN Boss: We need a photo of the damage. And it has to be dramatic.
Peon: OK, I'll see if I can contact Guatemalan authorities.
CNN Boss: No time for that!
Peon: Then what should I do?
CNN Boss: Scan this in. Circle around the hole. Place over this picture. Also scan in these lights. Put them in the hole.
Peon: I don't think this is going to work.
CNN Boss: When's the last time I cared what you think? Get it done, NOW!
Peon: OK... How's this?
CNN Boss: Perfect! Now upload it, this story is breaking goddammit!
Peon: I think I'll include this in my portfolio for my freelance business.
Thanks Bill for both the PSD and the caption. You can see the original here.
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