Beth Stern: Leave Photoshop Alone Howard

With each turn of the calendar page, animal lovers are welcomed by beautiful and colorful images of Beth Stern and many adoptable and mutated animals, photographed in a variety of unique settings by Howard Stern.

I think I hear screams and the word "recall".

Thanks to the dozens of readers that sent this in. You can see more of calender on the Shabooty site.

The Hobbit Fili Kili: Too Many Already

Extra points if you can find the fifteenth finger.

Thanks Marco! You can see the original here.

Reader Captions:

Not a PSD.  That's the sword of Many Woven Fingers.  Someone needs to brush up on their lore. by jeneria

You really don't count 5 1/2 fingers and a thumb?  You sure?  Unless the hilt is made of fingers, of course.  I admit I am not 100% on my Tolkien lore...

Fallout: Lefty

When you're one of the few survivors of a nuclear holocaust, it pays to have a little extra help.

The image was submitted by Anonymous. You can see the original here.

You can now find brief definitions for all of the labels we use on PSD here.

NW: It's Not Right But It's OK

I find this very hard to believe, NW magazine. How could Whitney Houston possibly be able to cram in all this food? She'd need three hands. That's crazy talk.

Thanks to dachlostar!

Chwyty Gitarowe: Flaw Polish

OK, this finger goes here, and this finger goes - wait. Wait. What?

Thanks to Gabriel!

German Supermarket: Very Handy

Not a PsD, because clearly she is an alien and aliens have six fingers. She is alien because the mouse is wireless. No wires = alien.

Thanks to Thomas!

Dutch National Ballet: 238th Position!

I will give $1 billion cold hard cash to anyone who has the original image.

Some conditions apply. Caveat emptor. Void where prohibited. Not to be used for unexplained calf pain. The phrase "$1 billion cold hard cash" does not refer to an actual dollar amount other than zero dollars. Not suitable for home schooling.

Thanks to MJL!

Domino's: They're Called Fingers But I've Never Seen 'Em Fing

Do you know that conspiracy theory that the entire production and consumption cycle of pizza is based on people being totally stoned, because, for some like totally incomprehensible reason Domino's manages to get all polydactyl on us. Dude.

Thanks to Sarah! Food Network Humor is here!