Laura Vandervoort goes "V" for PETA

No, it's not "vegan" this time. The Canadian actress, known for her portrayal of reptillian alien in the remake of "V" (video in new window), has gotten herself undressed and herped up once again, but this time it's for a cause:

That's right, it's PETA. But at least her ads have some cultural context beyond "hey! look! I'm naked over here!", plus the slaughter of exotic reptiles in the wild for shoes and handbags is pretty unconscionable. (Yes, I know there are also farms...)

F'd Ad Fridays: Horrifying Amy Winehouse memorial bust

And by "bust" I mean "chocolate bony cleavage".

Via The Superficial

(if hotlink doesn't work, here's the URL: http://www.thesuperficial.com/amy-winehouse-topless-statue-09-2011/0908-amy-winehouse-topless-statue-06)

A PSA on how to make tea from Brad Pitt's intoxicated, half-dressed, assistant

So this is bizarre.

Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt's personal assistant, and the trash press are having a field day speculating about what her duties may include.

Me, I just love watching people embarrass themselves in the name of internet fame.


How to make the perfect brew!!

Lara | Myspace Video

Video via Robby Nova's Pop World

Scarlett Johannson: Let's Blow Disjoint

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For sale: Pre-loved Scarlett Johannson barbie, original box with silk packaging. Slightly used with minor scuff marks. Comes with several outfits, but only one facial expression.

Thanks to doug!

Avril Lavigne: Pretty Vacant

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Microphone? Check. Guitar? Check. Copious amounts of eye make-up? Check. Dammit, I still can't shake this feeling I've forgotten something. Something important.

Thanks Volker.

Megan Fox in Full-Frontal Shocker

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This season, sexy lingerie – topped off with a clip-on trenchcoat – is definitely the last word in high fashion. Don’t get left behind – order yours today!

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Thanks Tessa.

Victoria’s beyond the pale of Justice

They could tell when she arrived for the photo shoot that there may be some issues; besides looking rather washed-out and sickly, Victoria just couldn’t decide on whether she wanted the boots with normal laces, the ones with crazy laces, or the ones with no laces at all.

Thanks Katelynn.

Be Seen Coming and Going

With Vidya Balan's new 12 week intensive yoga course offered by Tsi Croxe Fitness, we can't promise you'll be able to check out your own derriere unaided by a mirror, but we are certain you'll be a slimmer, toned, more limber You, or your money back.

Thanks Filmi Girl

McConaughey: Bush Man Groweth

Has Matthew been possessed by the underbrush, or is Jessica a plant?

Thanks Wendy.

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Cosmopolitan: Shouldering Responsibility

As Nicole steps out on the town, she hasn't let her glamour and fame make her unapproachable. She's someone you just want to hang out with and put your arm around her... erm, I think I better put my résumé out there. They're training monkeys to do Photoshop.

Thanks Anna.

Coca-Cola: Snap-to-Point

Farid is clearly gifted at convincingly gripping a to-be-inserted-later bottle. But the legendary cotortionist Aishwarya Rai is known the world around for adjusting the size and shape of her limbs to fulfill the wanton desires of any ad exec. "I will happily dislocate my own shoulder if I can contribute carbonated refreshment to the world."

Thanks Laszlo.

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Swing Vote: A small part in a big movie

Little did she know that her dad would hold the deciding vote.

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House: A modern medical miracle

Having been rebuilt following a tragic accident during her brief stint as a magician’s assistant, Cuddy has found enormous strength through her love for Dr House. Now, years later, she may walk a bit funny, but she’s one hell of a dancer. You should see her do the twist.

Thanks Mary.

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Christina Hendricks Ad campaign for London Fog

Christina Hendricks has gorgeous curves but does in fact have hips.

Thanks Anne!

WebMD: Up close and personal with Lauren Graham

I think that our friend Lauren Graham from WebMD needs some chiropractic help!

Harry Potter 7: Watch your head Harry!

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Thanks Kyle & Kassandra.

The A-Team gets a new super power!

One of my favorite A-Team quotes below.

B.A. Baracus: We're flying this time, aren't we?
Hannibal: Yes, we are.
B.A. Baracus: You're not going to drug me this time. I'm going to keep my eye on you.
Hannibal: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
[B.A. realizes he's been had, raises his fist and then collapses]
Hannibal: Guess not.

Thanks Micah

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The A-team aren't actually standing on the ground

New Balance: Heidi Questionable

I know! I'll make Heidi Klum look like a huge lump of plastic! Then those fools at the Institute of Inexplicably Wrongheaded Artwork Misadventures will have to let me in!

Props to Megan! Original is here!

The Edumacation Of Charlie Banks

Someone, somewhere, was really proud of how they reduced the number of links in the fence without anyone noticing. Present company excluded, of course.

Thanks to Kristine!

Maxim: Liquify Torso Tweak Trouble

Competition: Which horrible disease does Avril Lavigne appear to be suffering from? Please mark your replies "Polio Competition."

Thanks to Ricardo and everyone else who sent this in!