Victoria's Secret: Abnormally Normal

Nothing surprises us about Victoria's Secret and their bizarre idea of beauty but this is stretching it to the extreme.

Thanks Amanda. The original was found in a VS newsletter and you can see a copy of that newsletter here.

Bank Fashion: Good For Reaching High Leaves

Evolution has many uses, up to and including the ability of fashion models to extend their necks in order to … er… what was that good for again?

Thanks Maria. You can see the original on the Bank Fashion site.  If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

CEPOV: Guaranteed To See Further

Look!! A Labra-Llama!!

Thanks Fernando for the photo and caption. Can be found in an eye-veterinary clinic on Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Reader Captions: 

Note the tail of the dog, and the long fur on the side and the entire length of the neck.  It is not a "labra-llama" it is a "golden llama retriever." by Persnickityknowitall

For those who didn't get it: the dog had 2 pics: standing and sit. The art director conjoined both of them into a same picture. Its like a dog-centaur. Anyone who has a dog can get it easily.  by Cezinha 

Newport News: Giraffable

It's attractive to have a long neck. It must be REALLY attractive to have a very long neck. You think? Duh.

Thanks to Anonymous.  You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

My giraffe can do that.  By OldGeezer
The label "Overdone" would be more suitable. She looks like a barbie doll, and her arms like Polly Pocket's ones. By Robert

Pantene: Going to greater lengths to Shine

Ukrainian actress and model Olga Kurylenko spends at least 4 hours a day suspended from her head in her efforts to lengthen her neck without resorting to surgery. She says the results speak for themselves, after landing a lucrative contract with Pantene.

Thanks Karina. You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

Vampire Drearies: Goiter Be Kidding Me

"What we have here is a classic example of a life threatening pneumothorax: - tracheal deviation with an asymmetric thoracic pressure. Hand me that speculum, nurse, I'm going in."

Thanks Heather for the great catch! You can see the original here. If you can't see the PSD, please click here.

If more victims had such invitingly long throats there would be lots more vampires. With a neck like that she might as well be wearing a sign "Please puncture my jugular vein and drink my blood".  By YoMamma

In Bloom: Tall Poppy

African neck rings are so hip this season.

Thanks Faith! You can see the original here.

Vogue: Forewarned is Forearmed

We may have found the limits of good taste. I give you... Elizabethan Goth.

Thanks Cathryn. You can see the original here.

Reader Captions:

It's good to see that they're making fashion for zombies these days. We wouldn't want to discriminate (or fail to exploit a potential market) during the Zombie Apocalypse. by JStass

Living models are too expensive these days, so they've decided to hire a dead one. Can't blame them, she won't demand a paycheck and can do all those fun stuff with her pelvis that only my deceased girlfriend can do.

So no PsD to see here! by Gabriela

WebMD: Up close and personal with Lauren Graham

I think that our friend Lauren Graham from WebMD needs some chiropractic help!

Special K: I'M SPECIAL!

To get the full effect you need to inhale helium and shout "hurr de hurr de huurrr" over and over.

Thanks to Roboman!

Calleija: My Giraffe Can Do That

This kind of imagery is aspirational! In that, you might aspire to survive a hanging.

Thanks to Dad! Original is here!

MyNet: My Neck

Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!

Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!

Talento: I'm Not Baroque I'm Just Drawn That Way

You might want to ease up on the pilates there, girl.

Props to Juliana!